Bible Trivia: TMI in the BIBLE

In Ezekiel 23:19-20, Oholibah recalls her time working as a prostitute in Egypt and it is revealed that she favored lovers who:

A:  were very tall and muscular

B:  had powerful orgasms

C:  were extremely virile

D:  were hung like donkeys 

I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...

ANSWER:  B & D

¹⁹ Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. ²⁰ There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

THE BREAKDOWN (giggity):

So, being curt here, its a bad thing to be a size queen.

get it?  GET IT?  I bet you get it...

There isn't really much else to discuss here.  Ladies, marry a man with a teeny weenie and you are in the clear.  Otherwise, that jumbo dog has the potential to bring hellfire.

 what a weird thing to be guilty of...

As for the... umm..."emissions" part, well, it's just gross.

But the good news is that if you are reading this you can now easily win a $50 bet with a friend when you bet him that the bible says that having an oversized genitals is a bad thing.