Bible Trivia: I Shoulda Gone to Morries

In 2nd Kings 2:23-24, a group of children call Elisha "baldy" and god:

A:  tells Elisha to continue his journey to Samaria

B:  tells Elisha's wife to stone them

C:  sends two bears to maul the children

D:  tells Elisha's wife to circumcise the children 

Donnie totally pulls this look off

 ANSWER:  C

²³ From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” ²⁴ He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

Two bears killed forty two children?  Why didn't they just run away?  Perhaps they were some sort of super bears that were specifically built for maiming children with great efficiency.  But is god really spending his free time crafting ultra efficient killing machines?

Ok...maybe...