Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Bible Trivia: Team Jesus: World Police

In 1st Timothy 4: 1-6, the apostle Paul explains that people of other religions:

A:  are hypocritical liars

B:  should not be allowed to eat meat

C:  should not be allowed to marry

D:  believe in demons



 what a nice sentiment

 ANSWER:  ALL OF THE ABOVE

Oh Gandhi, you demon worshipping liar you!

Yep, all other religions are false and anyone that isn't a follower of Jesus aren't allowed to get married.  Or eat meat.

 if i had to be christian to eat ribs, i would be christian

This is a pretty nasty thought really.  I mean, at a look at the reality of this idea:

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