Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Bible Trivia: Stand By Your Man

In Deuteronomy 25:11-12, Moses warns women that when they defend their husbands they should:

A:  avoid using weapons

B:  avoid touching their genitals

C:  avoid killing anyone

D:  avoid killing anyone under 15

dating a ninja must be awesome...most of the time

ANSWER:  B

 11 If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.

 What?

 Rosario is still gonna be super hot with only one hand

Did this really happen often enough that it needed to be written down?  Or were Jews just really sensitive about their crotch region?

It seems like it would be more of an honest mistake in a tussle with someone trying to beat your husband to a pulp, but the rules are the rules I guess...



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