Bible Trivia: They Called Him "Bo"

In Matthew 19:10-12, Jesus said that one way to get into heaven is to:

A:  give up your worldly posessions

B:  pray every day

C:  kill an Amalekite

D:  castration

 you best do what he says

ANSWER:  D

¹⁰ The disciples said to him, “If this is the situation between a husband and wife, it is better not to marry.”
¹¹ Jesus replied, “Not everyone can accept this word, but only those to whom it has been given. ¹² For there are eunuchs who were born that way, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others—and there are those who choose to live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it.”

Well, that turned on us quickly...

according to the movie Alexander, they look kinda like this

That's one sexy man!  But not for you ladies!

the reality is far different

The good news here is that Jesus isn't specifically saying that you should take a weed whacker to your genitals, but he doesn't seem opposed to it either.

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