Bible Trivia: Nineteen Eighty-Four

In Matthew 5:27, Jesus cites the commandment "You shall not commit adultery" and explains that:

A:  the unmarried are holy in god's eyes

B:  looking at someone lustfully is a crime 

C:  it leads to immoral sex

D:  circumcision is a holy act

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<sup>ANSWER:  B

27</sup> “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’^{[e] 28} But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. ²⁹ 

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^{The idea of thought crime is perhaps one of the stupidest ideas ever proposed.  If you even think about doing something bad, despite not doing it, you are guilty of it anyway.}

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