Bible Trivia: Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door

In Matthew 7: 13-14, Jesus specifically tells people that:

A:  they must repent to be saved

B:  few will go to heaven

C:  you must give the shirt off your back

D:  without him they will perish

 that road must be great for the glutes

  
 ANSWER:  B

¹³ “Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. ¹⁴ But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.

BEAR LEFT!

 Basically, if you get a shot at making it into heaven you need to go for it, because its a rare opportunity.  Most people, your friends and family, are doomed.  

bury yourself with sunscreen just in case

The good news is, there really isn't much evidence of heaven and hell.

  crap